What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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42

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Bob Saget that is all

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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