What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A sober Irish individual.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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