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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How did the black person die? Of old age

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

did you stub your toe?

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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