- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Guest what? Dog

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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