Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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