yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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