- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

so the weather's nice...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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