Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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The Colts this year.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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hey hey apple

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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