Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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