- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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