That's illegal What? Your mom

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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