- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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