- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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