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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

I killed someone on minecraft.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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