I don't believe in giraffes.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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