Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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