- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

roses are red violets are blue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

69- by Adam Chebali

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