How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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SBB

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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