Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Suck pussy

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yada yada

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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