- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Women's rights

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

I literally died laughing

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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