what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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