What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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