Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A Sloth runs...

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Women's rights

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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