- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What? Yes.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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