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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Weed.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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