a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What comes after 69? 70

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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