Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A blind man watches TV

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Atheism

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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8--------------------- penis

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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