- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's two plus two? Window

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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