So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I went to work today....

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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