- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Irish sobriety

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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