What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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