What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

feminists.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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