Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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feminists.

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