What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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