- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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