- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

My wife made me a sandwich

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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