Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What is cowboy say

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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