- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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