What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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