- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

The chicken crossed the road.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Your Mother

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

adam hodgson !

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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