- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Dumbledore dies.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What is both bold and brash? Fox

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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