Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Justin

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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