What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Ken wins!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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my mind's eye?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

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