- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two planes walk into an office building

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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