- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What? Why?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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