- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

mmm i love marble bumhole

I will create more jobs for americans

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did death say to life? Go die

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

no.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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