Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

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