why am I writing this...im bored

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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