2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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