where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Albert your flies undone.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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