Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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