- Anti Joke

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.