- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Whats green? The color green.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Dead girls can't say no.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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