Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Small Penis.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Justin beiber..

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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