What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

WOMENS RIGHTS

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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You sick fiend

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

i like it in the mouth

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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