- Anti Joke

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.