- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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