- Anti Joke

Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile