- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Swag.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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