A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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flavin's head

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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