What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Ebola

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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