- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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