What's an Anti Joke?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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I like the color potato.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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