- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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