- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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