- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

The GOV and the WHO?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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