Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

im watching you..

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Skrillex.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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