Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Jebron Lames.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Ben Affleck

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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