why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Small Penis.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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