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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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