- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

a. why? b. because

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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