How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anthony sucks

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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