- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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