FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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black people

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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I like touching my boobs

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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