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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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