A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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How do you end a sentence

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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i have a christmas tree.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Black people being friendly.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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