- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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