Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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This is an anti joke

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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