- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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