- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Knock knock open

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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