A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Tommy got neutered.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Women's Rights.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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