What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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