Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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i like men but im not gay

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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