mark is religion

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Laugh.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

so...um, yeah

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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