Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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