- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

VAL SUCKS

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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