What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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