- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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