Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are flowers.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

women's rights.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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