- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Albert your flies undone.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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