Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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