- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Do the roar!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Women's rights.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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